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Total Medals Earned: 96 (From 25 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,670 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 8/4/09
50 Points
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Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory 25 Points Beat the game!
Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points ???
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/225 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Rick Rolled Unlocked 3/9/09
5 Points
View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack Unlocked 3/7/09
5 Points
Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty Unlocked 3/7/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Listener Unlocked 3/7/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Code Breaker Unlocked 3/9/09
25 Points
Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender Unlocked 3/7/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case Unlocked 3/8/09
25 Points
Find 12 Bottles.
Vertigo Unlocked 3/8/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 8/16 (125/500 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/14/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/14/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/10 (105/315 points)

Darnell's Recount

The Election Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
DownForwardPunch 5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Floatin 5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/415 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/13 (30/155 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 6/30/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

elacsy

Kalinin Slayer Unlocked 8/3/10
25 Points
Destroy a K-7 flying fortress on any difficulty.
Pacifist 25 Points Reach 500 points on Normal or Hard without firing a single shot.
War Hero 100 Points Reach 2000 points on Hard mode.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/150 points)

Escape Pico's School

Seriously? Unlocked 8/4/09
5 Points
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Spare Time 10 Points The credits are over, why are you still walking?
What's That Smell? 25 Points You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter 50 Points You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)